There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

contact hangover

State of stupidity, mild headache, confusion and general malaise attendant on having a hangover, based on proximity to a hungover person, rather than the actual fun of drinking the day before.

1) Got a contact hangover from Suji and was worthless at doing work for the rest of the day.

2) Would remedies for contact hangover include greasy food and hair of the dog? Worth a try...

by Ara. S. May 2, 2009

centaurtaur

A two bodied horse that appears in Gravity Falls.

:The centaurtaur was nasty as s**t but it was cool!"

by Off_Brand_Cerealz November 17, 2016

Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

by Canibaljay April 19, 2010

centauring

Inserting your lower half into another persons anal cavity.

Sally and I were Centauring last night, and she rode me into battle!

by Flipotic February 15, 2015

contact

Aviation term: a verbal queue expressed by the pilot of a propeller-driven aircraft lacking a starter to a mechanic positioned forward of the engine, indicating that the pilot has connected the main electrical circuit of the aircraft via a switch in the cockpit, and that the mechanic should manually rotate the propeller in order to start the engine.

"When Lt. Rickenbacker engaged the main switch of his S.P.A.D. fighter, he shouted 'Contact!' to his mechanic to crank the propeller."

by speedog May 23, 2010