Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

Crowd Hunter

A car often a mustang that has lost control and barreling toward a crowd.

“Dude I heard there’s a few crowd hunters at this meet”

by Gapplebees owner June 28, 2019

crowd stupidity

the actions of the mainstream consumer, media, and/or government that are provoked by so-and-so who says that everybody should do something specific.

example 1:
Jerome: I'm going to get the flu shot today so I don't get sick this year.

Bonifus: Dude, you are suffering from crowd stupidity.

Example 2:
Harold: I just got a sweet Ed Hardy wristband/sweatband set for the gym!

Krystal: You douchebag! You are suffering from crowd stupidity!

by el naturelle February 10, 2010

crowd irony

An ironic situation in which a lot of people do something in order to avoid a crowd/traffic, but end up making a crowd or completely emptying the space.

Apparently the freeway was going to be very busy, so everyone went a different way, and thus caused crowd irony because it would have been almost empty to drive on and there was heavy traffic on the nearby roads.

by luluthomas888 May 6, 2018

Crowd Plower

When a V6 Mustang between the years of 2004-2011 run into a crowd whilst trying to show off at a unorganized beannig car meet.

Aye dog, you seen that Crowd Plower run into the mans himself Amadeo.

by ccajbjb January 11, 2019

Crowd Up

To gather together

"We're gonna crowd up tonight and hang out."

by mamableu January 7, 2012

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009