Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant October 11, 2015

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Crouton

A racial slur against bread people

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person

by dragonex564 April 15, 2021

Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021