Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Croissant

Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.

My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.

by Cate chua November 11, 2020

Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 3, 2023

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024