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Politically christian 

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

pulling a Christian 

Sending nudes to every girl even if they they don't want it. Even if they say they don't want the nudes Keep sending nudes until they send something that excites you sexually.
Omg he you got bra pics, you must have been pulling a Christian

Pull a Christian 

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
Pull a Christian by OBTwice April 8, 2019