crisp tee

Plain tee-shirt.

Usally white, with no markings.

Jay-Z, Dear Summer;

For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees.

"Bro you look fresh in yo crisp tee."

by B.Pre October 26, 2005

chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

by Magsmcgee February 16, 2019

Crim rec

Crim rec: Criminal record

Steven: (leaves the club) tries to approach another woman to chat her up.
Tony: (Stops Steven), Nah not her my guy
Steven: why not?

Tony: Shes got a Crim rec.
Steven: for what?
Tony: Setting guys up. Shes a Jezebel
Steven: ffs cant catch a break...

by MR MIXER November 22, 2022

Big Crime

The opposite of Big Law

You better pray to Vickstar because Big Crime is outside the house!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

apostrophe crime

What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

by brittandherllama January 11, 2006

Mattia in crime

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime

Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles

by Proxy touched me July 22, 2021