Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.

Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.

by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

creying

a sarcastic remark to a bad insult

i'm creying

by asdfghjklqwertyuiopasdfghjkl June 11, 2011

crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

by flacktastic October 22, 2006

Why you crying?

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)

"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".

by Mobbin' June 22, 2014

Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.

Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'

by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009

the crying game

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.

Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004