the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.
by pussy bee October 25, 2019
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...
me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021
spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023
Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.
Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
you know that horse cost an arm and a leg
by cemilthegreeklover June 01, 2018
Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.
Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023