by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
A 50s sports car that Chevy guys like to call a muscle car so they can compare to less expensive lower class vehicles. This is the car generally compared to the Mustang because Chevy guys often forget about their camaro and go to a car that's almost twice and expensive.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
by Samplebridge December 16, 2015
A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.
Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 July 12, 2023
Boomer: Back in my day we used domestic muscle cars instead of those imports that all the snowflakes drive nowadays.
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020
A vehicle created by GM company Chevrolet, seen as it's flagship GT car it has been in production since 1953, the beginning was great but towards the C-3 the car gained a lot of criticism from its terrible design, and its massive gas consuming engine that could not beat a Smart car. Chevrolet fixed it but the corvette name was ruined, and it has been. The corvette has been boring up until the C-7, the ones before where not as fast as modified imports, or even stock ones from all over Europe and Japan, the ones before the C-7 and after the C-3 where made out of the worst quality ever, if one where to step inside the cabin of 2005 corvette it would feel like you are in a Chevy Cobalt (a cheap car made by chevy), the corvette also shared many interior and exterior parts from cheap cars from GM. The car was very plain and just proved to Europe how the U.S is unable to make a GT, but the C-7 is Chevrolets latest shot at the GT market, a new more exotic style that tries to compete with Italian cars, and technology made to take on the germans, yet Chevy had many problems that had not been fix but known for a year, GM recalled many in late 2014- 2015 and the Corvette is hard to find because of this. The vehicle holds a place in American culture but it's just another V-8 that is overhyped that gets beaten by a garage built 4-Cyl or 6-Cyl Japanese car, or the Nissan GT-R (any model) at big boy races
America: We have a new corvette
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled
by Josh98 May 23, 2015
The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.
The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
by rattmutt June 20, 2020