Corvette

A pussy magnet END OF STORY.

Corvette guy-“Get in baby.”
Hot girl-“Omg you have a corvette, totally!!”

by James_Godwin February 12, 2018

Chase Corvette

The 2020 model of the corvette

That is a baller chase corvette

by Hatslippers May 6, 2018

Corvette Syndrome

A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.

Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".

by rattmutt June 19, 2020

Corvette

The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.

The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"

"If I had to take one up the ass, I would choose a Corvette owner so I couldn't feel it"

by rattmutt June 19, 2020

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

red Corvette

An idiom is used to refer to a dream that may or may not be attainable.

Going out with her is like a red Corvette!

by Me Roboto January 3, 2023

Corvette

A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.

Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.

Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit

Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph

Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster

Normy Guy: what how?

Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch

Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 July 12, 2023