Confection Oven

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009

convection oven

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.

I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.

by cluf February 23, 2010

error 503 connection timed out

what happens when urban dictionary times out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

by icanttype May 4, 2018

Indian Connection

The way in which every Indian seems to know every other Indian.

"How does an honors astrophysics engineer major like Aakash have 2,000 friends on facebook?"

"Dude, Look at the names. It obviously the Indian Connection"

by pinkshirtred February 19, 2010

Connection Erection

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.

After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.

by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011

ass ball connection

A sensitive place of possible futute pleasure that is located between the males tesicles and the anal opening. AKA The bit between you ass and your balls, or, Gooch.

When a certain female/male is providing satisfactory oral stimulation he/she licks a tender patch of skin between the two areas, "ass ball connection" AKA When a dude or chick goes down on your balls and licks your gooch.

by Timafee June 15, 2008

Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

by keith0824 July 18, 2010