Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.

I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!

by Mentjm June 10, 2016

coolnessness

A measure of magnitude of coolness of an object, person, or situation. Measured in units of coolness.

See also cool, coolness

The coolnessness of a garage of Ferraris cannot be underestimated

by BertieB February 11, 2005

Coolne

Coolne (KOOL-nuh) (adj.) Used in conversation when a statement spikes little or no interest to the other person.

Guy 1: "I changed around the pillows on the couch so that more people would want to sit on it"
Guy 2: "Coolne."

by The real Jazzylean October 19, 2010

dutch cooler

When a 4-man bobsled team is in the middle of a run and one of the members of the team farts, trapping the odor in the sled until the end of the run.

The Jamaicans did not qualify for the finals because one of them created a dutch cooler in their last attempt.

by ernaygr September 13, 2006

half pancake of coolness

how cool ellie is, original half pancake of coolness

Ellie: I'm a half pancake of coolness but Vanilla Ice has more eggs than me.

by Annie Rees July 31, 2006

cooler killer

Someone who won't let you talk about a TV show around the water cooler at work, because they have it recorded.

"Hey did you guys see the Office last night?"
"Shh! don't say anything...I have it on my DVR."
"What a cooler killer!"

by ccmarv January 22, 2009

cooler

A cooler is a person who is a nark, or negative person particulary in relation to gambling or punting.

A Cooler is also a name for a pessimistic person who enjoys watching people or events fail.

Person 1 "I Just put $100 bucks on Titans to win the game"

Person 2 "The Titans can't possibly win this game"

Person 1 " Thanks alot Cooler, You just Cooled the bet"

by davethecooler April 28, 2013