Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 30, 2024

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 25, 2021

Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird

I have a nice cookie monster mug

by Paper oof July 30, 2022

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 30, 2024

Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop March 09, 2016