Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team

Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?

by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021

ConvertAmoe

When a woman has an ass so nice that gay men would convert for it.

Girl, your ass so good it's a convertAmoe. Make a gay man want some.

by DisA'mo September 30, 2021

convertible

That one guy with a toupee everyone knows is a toupee but thinks no one else knows

Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.

Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?

Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.

by cut the cards March 8, 2023

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Gay Convertor

A person you'd turn gay for

Dude, Jack is so hot he's my Gay Convertor

by Nicholas X. July 11, 2019

Ghost converted conservative

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.

Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."

by Jake Casper June 28, 2023