Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Anti-Contact

(Of a paraphile) Against acting on their attractions.

I would never do anything with a child. I am an anti-contact MAP.

by Shugunou January 14, 2023

one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.

Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)

by KennyJeff May 1, 2019

emergency contact

to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.

Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."

Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."

by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008