"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
by Diana Clark February 27, 2014
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams February 5, 2016
Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 8, 2018
by Twaat_head April 26, 2015
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015
by Clickbyclick October 14, 2016
The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020