armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

Three Tune Condition

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, you wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then you leave. Also known as Tri Song Clause.

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Three Tune Condition!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Thick Body Conditioning

thiccc with three c's and godlike Asian men, combined, via the combined powers of vogue and fanfic.

"Das sum Thick Body Conditioning at work right there," Stephanie said seductively whilst glaring at a well shaped Asian man.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018