deep dish mombo combo

The deep dish mombo combo is when you eat a pizza, shit, jerk, and then shower. It’s the best of ALL worlds.

Brad - “Yo dad order a pizza so we can both do a deep dish mombo combo.”

by Jaccauley May 1, 2019

comblitch

To complain and bitch in excess at the same time, for long periods of time, about everything. Usually with your friend at a bar about your girlfriend/boyfriend being an ass. You may or may not be drunk at the time.

LoRes: Dammit... that whore Jill told me we were through. I just bought her a $120 dinner, and spent the whole day picking out a suite, and I helped her AND her friends move and..---

Scoots: What are you comblitching about, LoRes? Didn't you pwn her?

LoRes: (sigh) Yeah...

by LoRes August 30, 2007

combo pwn

When two people post on someones topic and the 1st post pwns her once. Then the second guy come on and adds to it to combo the pwn.

Originally posted by: brie.
hey noobs sup

Originally posted by:sh4n3y
70k of your posts was spent making this thread over and over

Originally posted by:Best;Mistake
the other 6k are you defending your uglyness

Originally Posted by: murderscene,
LOL@ Combo Pwn

by Travis Measures June 27, 2008

two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

crunch combo

jackin off and taking a shit

i just crunched comboed it in the bathroom

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo

where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!

by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010

Cold Cut Combo

The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).

Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...

by TotoMMB December 27, 2011