Erick Brian Colon

Erick Brian Colon is an amazingly sexy member of CNCO. One wishes to either be him or be with him. Erick esta pero bien chingon, chistoso y chulo. Sus ojos son un color bien bellísimos de azul y verdes. Todo los CNCOWNERS lo aman y los de mas piensan que es bien sexy. Erick es mi favorito del la banda. He is very cute, sexy, funny, and smart. I wish one day to meet him in person.

Mi mamá : is Erick Brian Colon funny?
Yo: omg yes es pero bien chistoso

Mi familia: que te gusta de el
Yo: bueno sus ojos, su estado de ser, su sonrisa, y sus bailes muy sexy

by cnco_owner17...insta.name November 16, 2018

colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

Colton

He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.

Colton has a beautiful smile.

by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.

"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."

by schnapson April 16, 2020

coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006