by marquettecansmd February 09, 2020
by Vilyn August 30, 2018
One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.
guy 1: shit hes coming this way.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
by urbabysdaddy December 11, 2007
a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?
person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.
person 1: trololololololol
person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.
person 1: trololololololol
by ooga_booga July 23, 2011
A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.
A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!
When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!
Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!
When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!
Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"
Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"
Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"
"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"
"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"
"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"
Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"
Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"
"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"
"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"
"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 09, 2010
A male skateboarder who has a small penis,and trys to dress in the latest fashions.A person who over uses the phrases "gnarly" and "steeze" to sound more important.
In general this person is a huge asshole, that some say could be gay.
In general this person is a huge asshole, that some say could be gay.
by baaaapeeeekk February 17, 2009