chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.

Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

by weezarc May 13, 2010

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

Sloppy Chocolate

n. a fat african american person

A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!

by Dikembe Mutumbo June 4, 2003

Chocolate Party

A sexual encounter involving one white woman and three or more black men at one time. More rarely, a white man and three or more black women having sex.

Rick: Yesterday, my wife left at around 3:00 to go to a chocolate party, which she said she enjoyed very much!

Jacob: Uhh, you know what that is right?

by lax'n_all_day May 15, 2011

Chocolate Cinnabon

The act of defecating on a young female’s upper torso in a spiral manner and then proceeding to ejaculate upon, or Glaze, the roll-like mass of feces

CAUTION:
This maneuver requires a great deal of skill as the performer must be able to masturbate and defecate in a spiral pattern concurrently

My girl is into the Cleavland Steamer... But I decided to kick it up a knotch and go far the Chocolate Cinnabon

by Rudabagle7 November 11, 2006

Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004

chocolate muffin

The most delicious muffin!

I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin

by DoubleDee-licious September 27, 2010