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Cockapotamus

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.
"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"
by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020
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cockapide

The art of making a human centipede situation but joining cock to ass.
Last night I lead the human cockapide it was a great time to be upfront
by Ryn025 August 31, 2020
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Cockwaddle

A goblin for DND
"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022
by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022
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cockapult

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff
right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
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Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.
'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"
by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023
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Cockapoo

Although the name could reference the crossbreed between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, this version of the cockapoo is when a man engages in anal sex with a woman and she leaves his member covered in fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Manno, did you hear about what happened to Mike last week?

Manno: No Joe, What happened?

Joe: It's pretty disgusting, Mary was so wasted she cockapooed Mike. I heard it took him five hours to wash it off.
by Bulldogs21 June 14, 2012
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Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.
Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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