Cockfetus

A fetus who cannot get enough cock.

Jane: Man, my unborn child is such a cockfetus.
Katey: Mine too.

by Matt Turnbull October 28, 2006

Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 16, 2009

cockfed

To be provided with a penis for oral stimulation. Provide a blow job.

Julia was cockfed with Hyram's 8" dick. Her blow job skills were legendary.

by bongo October 30, 2004

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

cockversating

Getting into a somewhat normal conversation about cocks or dicks or anything pertaining to the genitals

Chick 1: I had fun Saturday night!
Chick 2: How was he in bed!
Chick 1: Oooohhhh he was gooood :)
Chick 2: How was his.....you know.
Chick 1: It was the best one I have ever seen......but since we're at school lets keep from cockversating.

by Marshmallow Lovin May 28, 2009

Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.

Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"

by heyitshank January 7, 2011

Cockiferous

1. A posh male who is acting rather ponsey, and takes life too seriously. He partakes in lacrosse and Gap Yahs. Essentially a man who is acting like a posh twat.

2. A girl who is gagging for it.

1. Jesus dude, when did you get so Cockiferous on us!?

2. She's so Cockiferous, she's frothing from her inadequacies.

by gagagagging November 29, 2011