Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.
That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.
by cattle55 April 09, 2003
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Cluster Fuck

A type of bomb developed in world war 2 that would unleash a small payload of usually 7 - 8 topless women that will perform deviant sexual acts until you die.
"sarge! incoming cluster fuck 300 metres!!!"
by Duncan The Magnifican't June 13, 2007
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mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall
last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck
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Cluster Fuck

any interaction that involves dealing with PENTA
I had another Cluster Fuck with PENTA on the phone today
by JohnnyJohnny432 December 12, 2006
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Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.
Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.
by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005
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cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?

by Traumatized December 09, 2008
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cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck
by Tobyz911 February 06, 2011
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