Clarence

A guy that is too gorgeous to be exist in this world.I bet you can't even glance at him without falling in love in a first sight.He is way more handsome than any other humans alive also funny as hell. Clarence also can be used to describe a person that is totally gorgeous.Also a person that hates fruits and a first born child in a family. Basically, Clarence is every girls dream boyfriend because he is more understanding that any other people in your life.

So sweetheart,
fuck off he's gonna be mine :)

If you meet someone that is gorgeous as hell:

"OMG you are so clarence"

If you meet someone who doesn't like fruits:
"Stop being such a clarence"

If you meet a first born child in a family:

"Nice to meet you clarence"

If there's this one guy everybody crush on :
"He is totally a clarence"

by evergreenyears December 27, 2017

clarence

sexiness

Clarence is awesome.

by JJWATT March 10, 2015

clarence

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

by J-Wit July 24, 2008

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018

Caronavirus

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

by Yupitsme March 26, 2020