B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

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Bass Clarinet

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 21, 2019

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Bass Clarinet

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane

"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"

by trfygubhjknlm May 09, 2019

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Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 23, 2019

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