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Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.
Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.
by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020
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Going Clam

It's the same as Going Ham only for a chick. (Going Ham is doing something "Hard As a Motherfucker"....now only for a guy.)
"Did you see Diana Taurasi today, she was going clam."
by DPed any goddamn way October 16, 2011
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Pocket Clam

Fake vagina used for male stimulation/masturbation.
Hey, Mitch! you should try this Pocket Clam. I used it last night and it felt amazing!
by alienibba March 3, 2018
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poop clam

When a female wipes her self from back to front after going to the bathroom
Last night I went down on her she smelled liked she wiped from back to front ending up with a nasty poop clam .
by Large in charge March 20, 2019
mugGet the poop clammug.

Clam Basket

When a female drops trow and presses her bare ass and mule lip up against a restaraunt window while the victim is eating. Female version of the fruit basket.
These shitty nacos were kicking my gag reflex until Lisa Loadlapper gave me the clam basket. I'd sure like to fill her cooch with my load.
by Tommyshocker November 18, 2005
mugGet the Clam Basketmug.

Clam Fart

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!
by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008
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Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020
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