Chuck Norris 

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.

Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.

Chuck Norris by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009

chuck norris 

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred

Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.

chuck norris by the colonel March 30, 2005

chuck norris 

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off

look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.

chuck norris by esteban bag October 17, 2004

Chuck Norris 

a.k.a. God; The master of everything.

When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris by Jesus Christo April 18, 2006

chuck norris 

NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.

I am chuck norris and im not god.

chuck norris by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006

chuck norris 

A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.

guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS

chuck norris by El Fabio April 9, 2006

chuck norris 

the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age

When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.

Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana

chuck norris by Bilbo666 May 18, 2006