by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
by J_tits November 11, 2011
by slofloat December 23, 2010
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 December 12, 2015
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 01, 2017
an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing
by rubduck33 December 11, 2011
a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
by imavocabularist January 15, 2020