Christmas

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

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by el :) November 4, 2019

christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate

what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.

by ellatip November 4, 2019

christmas

one day a year thats supposed to celebrate some guys birthday but no one gives a shit about him and everyone just cares about presents. most of christmas has just been hyped up by companies tryinv to make a profit, but who doesnt love it?!

i bloody love christmas!
ho ho fucking ho!

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020

christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr

christmas is the best holiday

by just vibing November 10, 2020

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020

Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.

Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.

by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003