Chopstick

Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky

Wow that man is such a chopstick

by Choppywoppyxx December 23, 2022

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by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020

Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!

1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."

by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021

Chopsticks

means Drumsticks

Da band needs new chopsticks.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Chopsticking

Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.

My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.

by Tommy Lasordid March 17, 2022