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Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.
Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?
by Starkwill October 21, 2021
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Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021
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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Chopsticking

Grabbing a twink/chink/asian slut and moving their legs upside down like chopsticks until they get tired, throw up/shit/squirt and you eat it like ramen
Buttfucker: Yo why u covered in smegma?

Me: Me and my aunt just finished a chopsticking sesh
by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025
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Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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