chimp-in-chief

George W. Bush,President; appointed/annointed by the Supremes.aka Thief-in-chief,Chimpy,Choda Chompimg Chimpy,Smirking chimp,Chimp-chimp cherie,etc.
The beetle-browed chimp-in-chief hunkered down and shat upon the Bill Of Rights.
by melwoods July 12, 2004
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Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.
Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.
by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 30, 2015
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Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"
by Bashtoe April 01, 2012
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zippy chimp

big a monkey I saw on a tv
kill the zippy chimp
by cangh jui November 06, 2003
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Clip Chimp

A clip chimp is someone who takes a clip of someone out of context, usually from a streamer or youtuber. They then share these clips, often in an attempt to ruin someone's reputation or to make them look as bad as possible.
Bill: Did you see that clip chimp on twitter posting that out of context clip of Destiny, the streamer?
John: Yeah, what a fucking asshole.
by joemama2552 July 20, 2021
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Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.
Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!
by Seth Einus October 26, 2007
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Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.
"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."
by jstruggs February 24, 2009
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