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Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.
Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.
by E54evah June 9, 2023
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Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
by happyanus July 9, 2018
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Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes
Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving
by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016
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alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.
She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.
by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016
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Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.
"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede
by PotatoePig September 7, 2023
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Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby
My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede
by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017
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Centipede

Gosh Lucy, look at that giant centipede of shopping trolleys
by SparkyGB March 24, 2022
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