by cb757 January 18, 2024

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
by happyanus July 9, 2018

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.
Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.
by E54evah June 9, 2023

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.
" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."
by My name is P April 8, 2016

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
by Spudoncus March 21, 2021

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.
She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.
by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016
