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Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019
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case of the mentions

when someone constantly brings up a crush/significant other in conversation. usually at the start of a new relationship.

more prevalent in females. usually most severe when in small groups made up of friends of the same sex.
friend 1: "i'll have a bud light."
friend 2: "oh, that's john's favorite beer, too!"
friend 1: "you've got a severe case of the mentions!"
friend 2: "i'm sorry! he's just so wonderful. i can't stop thinking about him!"
by Catherine M. November 25, 2007
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case sensitive

The term that determines whether a certain word is required to be uppercase/lowercase or not.
Your verification code: A3FX T02I LM01 CX8P (Not case sensitive)
by TheThis121 July 13, 2018
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case 147

CASE 147, I LOVE LEE KNOW 🛐
by unidentified kpop listener March 26, 2023
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Case of the sams

Having a case of the sams means that when someone buys a new computer game they are addicted to they will give up their life for a number of days to play that game.
Jim: Where's Tom he hasn't been in school for the past three days?

Frank: I dont know, but I heard he got the new Halo at the weekend.

Jim: Ah! he must have a case of the sams.
by SJolly7 March 31, 2009
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Case Race

3 people to a team, whoever finishes the case (30 pack) first wins but puking gets your team an automatic disqualification.
everyone's a winner at the case race cause you drink 10 beers. drink a beer get a new one, you win.
by nyb69caseracechamp May 2, 2010
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Case Western Reserve University

n.

Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape

Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.

Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.

Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.

Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.

Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:

You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
by A Jaded Case Student January 8, 2005
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