Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 12, 2023

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs

“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”

by stinky cooter October 01, 2023

mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.

Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.

by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah March 26, 2018

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 05, 2019

Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024