Carnivarian

The opposite of a pescatarian/vegetarian. Either someone who eats meat, but not fish; or doesn't eat vegetables.

Person 1: Do you want some salad?
Person 2: Sorry I'm carnivarian.
Person 1: You mean carnivore?
Person 2: No, carnivarian.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: The opposite of a vegetarian.

by AReallyRandomDude October 5, 2021

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivorous

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm canivorous.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm canivorous.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

by Kieran King October 21, 2007

carnivoyeur

A vegetarian or vegan that enjoys watching other people eat meat

Tim is the biggest carnivoyeur

by Cinema_rot May 6, 2016

craniorectalmyopathy

the act of having your head so far up your ass that you can't see what's right in front of your face

That guy is suffering from such a serious case of craniorectalmyopathy that he can't see what a hot chick he has.

by Office teacher March 3, 2011

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

carnivored

When a male or female is attempting to kiss a person in a sexual manner, and then clamps viciously onto their partner's lip to the point where they are practically Edward from Twilight, seemingly trying to take a piece of lip with them.

Example: "Yo, she was so drunk this bitch carnivored my lip and I was bleeding all over the place."

by eminole October 1, 2013