People with the name Carlos are really really boring. People with the name Carlos are also very annoying and dumb. Carlos is a not funny, non loveable, childish person đź’«Hee hee I pooped my pantsđź’« lastly, if you know a Carlos, tell him that he's not funny because I bet you it's true :)
by My name doesn't start with a C August 11, 2020
Get the Carlosmug. A person with a huge fat juicy succulent cock. A Carlos always has money on him and gets all the hoes. A Carlos is someone that you do not want to mess.
by Maybeimcarlos August 16, 2020
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is a bad boy! When you first meet a carlos you think he is a cruel guy. But when you get to know him he is the sweetest guy in the world! He does get into big trouble at school ,but half the time its not his fault. He always gets blamed, which isn't right! Carlos's are really talented at football. But not so good in class. If he wants a good grade he comes to you for help.especially if you are a girl. He knows which girls are smart and will go to them if he needs them most. And if you make him mad you screwed up big time!
Friend: there goes carlos getting introuble again
Me: how do you know that?
Friend: he is a carlos
Me: ur messed up
Me: how do you know that?
Friend: he is a carlos
Me: ur messed up
by Sticks4life! May 25, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. by Not.Owen.OOF December 11, 2018
Get the Carlosmug. The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.
Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013
Get the Carlosmug. by Margadaisy February 12, 2017
Get the Carlosmug. A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.
Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019
Get the Carlosmug.