by Big dick Carlos July 27, 2020
Get the Carlos mug.People with the name Carlos are really really boring. People with the name Carlos are also very annoying and dumb. Carlos is a not funny, non loveable, childish person 💫Hee hee I pooped my pants💫 lastly, if you know a Carlos, tell him that he's not funny because I bet you it's true :)
by My name doesn't start with a C August 11, 2020
Get the Carlos mug.A person with a huge fat juicy succulent cock. A Carlos always has money on him and gets all the hoes. A Carlos is someone that you do not want to mess.
by Maybeimcarlos August 16, 2020
Get the Carlos mug.Hey nice and kind person but can be really dumb sometimes, like when he talks about having a big dick. He has curly black hair with brown eyes. He’s the dumbest stupidest funniest person u can meet. Ps, he’s a total bitch. Piss baby
by Lulu M October 8, 2021
Get the Carlos mug.The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.
Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013
Get the Carlos mug.A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.
Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019
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