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People born under the sign of the 10th house of the zodiac, also represented as The Devil in tarot cards...and in real life. It is often written Capricorns are hard working, stoic, serious minded, determined, and succesful; what isn't mentioned is that they are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of those traits, because they are: the laziest, flakey, inferior, think-I'm-interesting-but-I'm just a lying-selfish-boring douche bag, unoriginal, unintelligent shithead saggy uterus sack. You have the emotional depth of a saucer of milk, and your creativity is that of an earthworm. Physically, you usually resemble a plain, warted-up potato; but people fuck you not because you're interesting, but because you are a moraless whore. Over all, the Capricorn is the opposite of what they say they are. By the way, you are ALSO not as progressive and "cool" as you think, it has often been said that Capricorn's are at least 10 years behind in fashion and trends, and 20 years behind in behavior.
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Classic Examples of a Capricorn: Voldemort, Dido Armstrong, David Bowie, Nicholas Cage, Liam Hemsworth
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