Cake

A girl or boy who is so sexy and hot in every possible way and a total sweetheart who’s a good friend to you and never lets you down

I met this girl named Katie. She’s a great girl and I am going on a date with her tonight. She’s so nice so kind, I love her smile her thick body. She’s literally a fucking cake! She even said she wants to come over to my house aftewards tonight! I am literally crying tears of joy!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Cake

you are all hot and bothered

(pertains to one kind of cake form the matrix 2)

If you had this one cake you would be all hot and bothered

I want cake!

by Lauren October 30, 2003

Cake

When the marijuana in your bowl has become all ash.

Dude, pitch it its cake

by C.r.a.i.g March 12, 2010

Cake

Porn

Were you making cake last night?

by It Itters :) June 13, 2011

Cake

Often used to refer to coke, mostly in hip-hop and rap songs.

"can't be stopped now, we got too much cake." - Maybach Music by Rick Ross

by cakedout May 11, 2009

Cake

If you come across a cake, a weighted companion cube with hearts on it, and a sacistic uber bitch robot named GLaDOS, do NOT go near them!

GLaDOS: I promise, I'll give you cake at the end of this chamber

Chell: Screw you, bitch! I'm out of here.

by Shartruse August 19, 2008

Cake

A lump of human shit.

"A nice cake is waiting for you."

by Fishbulb December 05, 2003