choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

cafe revive

probably the best place to be EVER. if you haven't been before then you are needing your head looked at.

"where shall we venture today brogz?"
"ahh, cafe revive ambz" ;)

by gaeboi March 2, 2008

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

cafeind

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

by Scofield September 28, 2009

CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.

Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.

by Josherrr October 30, 2011

Café Crawler

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.

That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011

cafė it

Something made or made into something fancy

My bike is so old I need to cafė it.

by AstroMusicGirl November 18, 2014