cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
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cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse
by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016
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Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.
Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.
by Blue01 March 11, 2017
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Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.
by Jingo99 March 18, 2013
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 04, 2003
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cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass
My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.
by KevCan January 05, 2010
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Cactus Jack

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!
by CLB May 03, 2004
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