cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

Cactus Subtweet

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.

Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand

by ZiggitZaggle October 15, 2021

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!

by CLB May 3, 2004

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010