cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth June 4, 2018

Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

by Jingo99 March 18, 2013

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!

by CLB May 3, 2004

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010