capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.
Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 24, 2024
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023
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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
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Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
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Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
by Goochflaps December 29, 2023
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Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
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