"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"
by Niggggggggggggggggggggggg November 27, 2007
Get the Creamed mug.A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009
Get the Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg mug.YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017
Get the creamed nards mug."Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
Get the Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH. mug.When you trip on Dextromethorphan and smoke some Marijuana. The name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees F.
"Oh man, I just drank a bottle of Robitussen an hour ago. I'm so tripping. The weed is making it...oh my god... OH MY FUCKING GOD! IM CREMATED!"
by wafflekingLOL May 22, 2009
Get the cremated mug.by Saxonbitch August 6, 2019
Get the Creamed Myself mug.When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!
I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!
by Creepy Mike May 31, 2016
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