She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
Get the Natalie Crawfordmug. A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."
by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022
Get the Crawfordmug. by yourdoom May 22, 2017
Get the clare crawfordmug. Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Brown House Crawfordmug. Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.
"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"
by CrannyO August 2, 2017
Get the Crawfordmug. Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography
by Realist10284 February 17, 2021
Get the Tracy Crawfordmug.