mason crawford

A fat black nigga with a small penis and super small balls

Wow mason crawford is super gay

by bugweiner February 1, 2024

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DIRTY CRAWFORD

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet

Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023

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Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

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maxwell crawford

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody

if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution

by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019

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Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.

Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!

by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021

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