Skip to main content

costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.
person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!
by sirridium December 7, 2021
mugGet the costcomug.

fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
mugGet the fantasy costcomug.

Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
mugGet the Costcomug.

costco pass

The process of passing another Costco shopper in an aisle, heading in the opposite direction, only to meet them in the next aisle, in the same basic place from the end of the aisle.
I see you bought the rice too. Let's see what interests us in the next aisle as we Costco pass each other there.
by WordHeard September 1, 2017
mugGet the costco passmug.

costco guys

People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.
Hey look at those costco guys right there with their chicken bake.
by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024
mugGet the costco guysmug.

Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
by IRainFall January 4, 2024
mugGet the Costco intellectualmug.

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.
I love eating her costco cooter
by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024
mugGet the Costco Cootermug.

Share this definition