Cook it

1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.

"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

by Wikipedia Encyclopedia April 27, 2006

cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.

Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.

by The_Siegy May 13, 2014

Cook's treat

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.

Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service

by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

by bobned October 17, 2014

cook it up

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.

(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"

by ohdogmycats October 10, 2009

Cook Off

When firing a gun for extended periods of time, the barrel becomes so hot that rounds in the chamber ignite from the ambient heat instead of from the firing pin striking the primer. Cook offs are dangerous because they rarely occur immediately after loading the round and because it's impossible to tell when or if it will happen.

My AR-15 barrel was smoking half-way through the torture test, so I dipped it in water to avoid any potential ammunition cook offs.

by PinkPanzer December 21, 2010