clown

1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.

2. Anyone who pops their collar.

3. An African American term for joking around.

1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.

2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."

3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."

by William Stephens May 15, 2006

clown

the worst, most vile disqusting offensive word a person caan be called
if you are a clown u might as well commit suicide

kenny dont be such a dam clown or you will never get a girlfriend

by cobaltkiller1989 December 29, 2009

a clown

someone who could makes everyone but can’t find a single soul to make them happy

he’s a clown

i’m a clown

by stupidsoul July 09, 2020

clown

A scary ass motherfucker that kills people with their painted on face.

"Mom, did you see that jimmy just got punched by a clown!"

by Oopsimacow November 29, 2016

clowne

A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.

Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?

by definitionjar August 25, 2016

Clown

To put one's scrotum in a girl's anus and then to procede to put your penis in her vagina simultaneously.

Aww yeah Tone, clown on that bitch! She got a nutsack in her asshole, dick in the pussy!

by J Dubs September 04, 2006

Clown

The clown is a very unusal oral-sex tecnique it is where a girl or a guy is going down on a guy and right when they swallow you cum then you ticlke them and it comes out their nose.

"Dude you should have seen it her nose started to bleed after i clowned her ass"

by Draven Artos December 22, 2005