Dude, things got a little crazy last night. Me and Denise decided to experiment, I started to tittie fuck her backwards. After about 5 minutes of pleasuring her this way, she screamed to the top of her lungs, "This is the best Cincinnati Bowtie of my life!!"
by Nad Fflictar August 6, 2006
Get the Cincinnati Bowtiemug. The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.
This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.
This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.
As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.
by Pineswood January 21, 2011
Get the Cincinnati Stretchermug. When a woman tries to drunk rape you. You stick a lit stick of dynamite in her vagina and yell "Cincinnati Switch!" and jump out of the nearest window.
by Kansas City Shuffler December 7, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Switchmug. Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
Get the Cincinnati slidermug. This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.
Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!
by Shhmee February 14, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Blumpkinmug. A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.
by Fakename Bill August 4, 2014
Get the Cincinnati Facialmug. When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
by JADrI February 11, 2018
Get the cincinnati circumcisionmug.