Charles

Although supposed to be the moniker of men who embody the traits of strength, kinsmanship and nobility, bearers of this name are almost invariably pallid over-educated white guys with delusions of grandeur who, although generally well-meaning, are often socially awkward to the point of being socially unacceptable, and the sort people who need to write positive things about themselves on UD in order to feel better about themselves. Avoid Charleses where possible.
Charles: <Tipping fedora> The good time of day to you, m'lady
Random woman: Erm, hi...?
Charles: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Random woman: Erm, no, I suddenly remembered I was just leaving actually... <Walks away hurriedly>
by Charlemagne1993 October 07, 2017
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Charles

Useally a Mexican that smells some what like shit. One of the worst friends you can have. He is very weak. And smells like ass hole when you are in a 30 ft radius from him. Dosent look good his eyebrows quite litterally jump off his dumb head and he also smells like shit again. His best friends get him out of everything. And his unibrow looks like a beavers fucking head. Oh yeah he smells like shit.
by Subwayshapedhead January 29, 2019
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Charl

Look at Charl shes such a chunker!
by Who do you think!?! June 22, 2011
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Charles

A fat person who only eats fast food.
"Look at all those Charles eating at McDonalds!"
by Fat Charles July 12, 2006
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charles

1. the police

2. anyone (normally derogatory)

is from juggernaut bitch
1. Is that undercover charles up on the right side of the road?

2. I'ma beat yo ass charles shit I'll beat your ass with charles I'm da juggernaut bitch.
by paisy August 04, 2009
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Has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability
God damn, Charles gotta tiny dick bro
by TinyDickGang January 30, 2019
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He has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability.
Damn bro Charles gotta a tiny dick. He must be in the tiny dick gang
by TinyDickGang January 30, 2019
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