A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This
guy is crazy good at training
dogs. Except he doesn't really train the
dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up
Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.
person 2:
Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog
rip people's faces off.